i bet tumblr staff uses xkit
Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now
Do you think she’s happy in her new home?
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
human why are you in cage
my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they
if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework
you know me so well
they got home and this is how that went
me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!
mom: what is that from?
they’re now double grounded