my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they
if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework
you know me so well
they got home and this is how that went
me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!
mom: what is that from?
they’re now double grounded
The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
when its just a false alarm and ur mom isnt home yet
The only acceptable birthday cake
Anza-Borrego Desert, CA / February 2014
Looking out over the badlands towards the Salton Sea from Font’s Point.
Napping in between storms
what if someone is secretly in love with me but it’s so secret that he doesn’t even know?