All I want. All I need. All I have.
© meliapond

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they

if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework

you know me so well

they got home and this is how that went

dad: hello?

me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!

mom: what is that from?

they’re now double grounded

posted 3 hours ago with 67,047 notes
sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
Absolutely wow.

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

Absolutely wow.

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tastefullyoffensive:

The salmon send their best assassin. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

The salmon send their best assassin. [x]

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posted 15 hours ago with 53,274 notes

when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

archerdan:

grawly:

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when its just a false alarm and ur mom isnt home yet

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posted 19 hours ago with 69,900 notes
via inmahveins · © grawly
fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

posted 1 day ago with 155,686 notes

Anza-Borrego Desert, CA / February 2014Looking out over the badlands towards the Salton Sea from Font’s Point.

Anza-Borrego Desert, CA / February 2014

Looking out over the badlands towards the Salton Sea from Font’s Point.

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animal-cross-dressing:

I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this 

animal-cross-dressing:

I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this 

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indefinido:

instagram: http://instagram.com/stuchi_
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drewramstead:

Napping in between storms

drewramstead:

Napping in between storms

posted 2 days ago with 6,678 notes

carbonite:

what if someone is secretly in love with me but it’s so secret that he doesn’t even know?

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posted 2 days ago with 45,127 notes

lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

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